When Will the New York Jets Win?

You all know that the New York Jets stink so much they can't get the ball off their chests, but the real question for Jets fans is:
Should I stay with the Jets?
The answer is definitely NO!
The Jets are expected to go to the Super Bowl in 40 years, and I urge you to choose a different team quick or else you will be stuck with the Jets for life.
The way I see it is that global warming will kill us all before the Jets will get to the playoffs.
It all relies on Tom Brady and the other good players; when they leave the Jets don't have as much competition, but still will suck!
New York will be so far behind every season they will get all the good draft picks and be on the top in an estimated 40 years. The whole team relies on Laveranues Coles! Whether Kellen Clemens should play is not is not what Jets fans need to worry about; they should worry about how long is Coles is going to stay with the Jets.
Coles deserves much more credit because he has to work with the Jets—he is underpaid and should leave as soon as his contract is up!
The whole team stinks except for Coles. Seriously, Jets fans hated their own quarterback and cheered Chad Pennington off the field when his leg was hurt. Clemens came in for a little but all that proved was his worthlessness.
When Pennington came back in with a brace on his leg, he did better with a brace on his leg and he also did better with a broken shoulder!
You know what we should do; we should get back Vinny Testeverde and run over the player's feet with 10 ton trucks!
There is nothing that can make the Jets worse. I'm sorry for Coles and hope that he gets out of hell, oops I mean the Jets organization.
I mean if you ask who anyone on the street who Pennington is no one will know. They should change the team's name to [untitled]. That would be an awesome name!
If you haven’t suspected yet, I am a Jets fan and I am sorry I ever rooted for them, but now I'm stuck with them.
I seriously think they need help though! Feel free to feel sorry for me. Don't worry Jets fans, maybe just maybe they will pull through a miracle bigger than the big bang or the story of Channukah! Thank you Jesus, I mean Viewers!